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SUMMARY
Pn Lee Wai Meng.is a BITCH. suffering from various deceases that disgust the human eye. the only term for this "thing" is mofo retarded asswipe of the community that resides in hell.in other words "BULL SHIT"
she has no life therefore she makes her students be forced to pass up their work early and therefore having reduced marks.
his decease is known as the last stage of ugly cancer of the last stage and the uglyness formed by the most fatal of retardedness and stupidity.

SYMPTOMS
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you feel bitchy and annoying...sorry i meant. you ARE bitchy and annoying.
-your ass itches every morning and your too fat to reach your ass.
-you start to go massive amounts of facial hair*women
-you have BIG hairy DROOPY boobs*men
-you name is lee wai meng and you teach in smkdj to the class 1 cengal.
-when you go to school you come back with eggshells on your ass.
-you are forced to wear metal underwear and a helmet because there are always tacks on your chair.
the helmet is because the students mistake your head as their dartboard.
-the countries leader tells you to you wear a paper bag over your head to protect your "beauty"
-your tooth brush somehow has change colour and flavour to brown.
-your mental institute doc tells you your fine,pays you, and makes you leave and never come back
-your weight increaces drastically.lemme put it this way. Y O U A R E F A T.

WHAT DO I DO?

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firstly.FUCK YOU BITCH.HAVEN'T YOU LISTENED TO ANYTHING I SAID??!?!?!?!. THERE IS NO MOFO CURE!
-secondy,run around and round with your finger up your nose and a banana up your ass yelling your name backwards while trying to bite your ear.hah that was a good one.
-now. come to my house and drop off 16 grand and your cured !
-ok. asking for a cure is logically impossible. it's like saying you've found a cure to the flu. or..or..saying wearing underwear is legal.it's like saying peanut butter is edible.
-guys go jack off.
-ok.now. find a really hot girl and bring her to my house it is for the cure.
-look for somebody name lee wai meng, slap her, and your cured.

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TODAY.

i woke up in the morning. i STUDIED :O. OMYGOD
ok.
i pergi sekolah
aku jumpa kawan kami buat barang.
nothing much happened.
oh yeah me and liang wore football socks to school today. mae belanja-ed bubble tea :D
bye

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