Look At It a Different Way

Look at the world from a different point of view.
not upside down. something else, like the eyes of a beggar. you throw the extra food away. the beggars would pack it up and keep it to eat tomorrow. The disgusting meal your mom cooks for you everyday when you come home only to find you feeding it to your dog under the table is like a five star hotel meal for them.

Through the eyes of a blind man.
No, seriously.. you wake up everyday to a pitch darkness, it's like your gonna feel insecure. your car could get jacked without you knowing it. you probably need someone to help you aim when you pee. some guy could just walk up to you with a scissors and cut off your manhood and you wouldn't know who did it, yet many blind men and women could easily pawn me at the piano. so don't look down on them


Through the eyes of a bimbo.
A bimbo's life is pretty simple. eat sleep and party and CAMWHORE.


















it's essential for a bimbo to have sunglasses. and a laptop to blog the bimbo pics.



































-unleash the bimbo within

and their own signature bimbo move.

being a bimbo is really hard, you have to juggle between being a moron, and a total slut.
please respect them bimbo's . And their cousins, the lala's. they need the help.
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I need to learn how to play chinese checkers.


















it was raining, and i was taking bimbo pictures.


















candlelit chandeliers?


















we're all stuck in a jail of our own.


















the bimbo-ish me.
-out

Balik Kampung.

going to melaka tmr. byebye :(
that means no internet or anything unless i get a hold of a cyber cafe.

valentines?

Valentines day has really got me thinking on this.
i really don't get it.
the first thing you'll probably think about is.

who?
who who who??? should i choose her? i mean.. she's got double d's but she's dumber than a blonde,
how bout this chick? she's ok i guess, pretty smart.. but godd she's so damn shy, i probably can't get laid. so you think to yourself, then when you've finally thought you've found the one. another one comes, DAMNNN SHE'S THE ONE.. this'll probably go on for a long time...
next issue.

when?
crap... when should i ask her. wednesday ah? not free lahh. must go perm hair.. aiyahh.. tuesday cannot got diution.. thursday must go korek hidung.. aiyahh.
they'll probably procrastinate the time because they're too scared or shy.

how?
how should i propose? something flashy? or simple? private or public?
it all depends on that person, obviously you'll know what she likes before you ask her. if your going to do it the flashy public way. just say it infront of everyone. she'll think you love her enough to embarrass yourself. this means you care about her more than you care about your dignity which in some way is a good thing.while you do it privately make sure your at a sweet serene area like the beach or somewhere alone.music is good, it's great in fact, it's a good mood setter, but don't play anything sad cheesy. then you have a little fun make sure you guys laugh, don't tense up the situation, nobody is going to couple with you if you give them intense pressure.

bahagian tidak berformat.
before you couple with a person, you think.. she's had an ex before. i haven't. does this mean she's like.. slutty, it's up to you if your such a pessimist. but depends also on the other person. you can call them sluts if they really do go around coupling with any tom thick and harry just because they get conffessed to. then you think after you couple your no longer a relationship virgin then you think did you really make a right choice.
Everything i just wrote up there it's all based on your thoughts. you wanna look at it this way, then it'll come out the way you look at it. right now im feeling like Dr.Phil.

Sometimes, you just gotta slow down and notice other things.
you don't notice good things when you have them.
you always want better things.




out
-Dr.Phil

"what does a rubicks cube
have in common with a male penis?"

keep on reading to get the answer.
Noticed how school's are filled up with new teachers nowadays?
yeah, all getting a teaching job while waiting for their college applications.
Some play mah jong.. Some come sing song...

Mr Chuah, Mr Abel, Mr Ho, Mr Tysern, Mr Patrick, and Mr Kevin.
Mr Chuah is the teacher with an awesome bike, and rambu pengakap muda.
Mr Abels the teacher with non stop stories about his childhood.
Mr Ho may not show it, but he's really kinky.REALLY.
Mr Tysern will probably blow your mind out with some perverted stuff.
Mr Patrick...does not teach me.
Mr Kevin is the teacher with the skinny jeans.

i think i'll probably teach while waiting for my colledge application or something.
i wonder if Mr.Tyserns any good at mahjong.
w200i is pretty good.
maybe the camera sucks, but the sound quality is awesome.

answer:
"the more you play
the harder it gets"

im off to go play with mine now.
bye bye